Kanye West and Kim Kardashian: A brief history of their sweeping romance, in rap

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As you may have heard by now, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are involved in an international conspiracy to gross you out.

The frenzy began yesterday, when Yeezy got rather forthright concerning matters Kardashian onhis confessional DJ Khaled collab Theraflu.

But that song isnt the first time the rapper has called out Kim in song. Its the third! So, in the spirit of Americas newest sweethearts (sorry, Jay and Bey!), heres a roundup of each instance West has included his current girlfriend in his lyrics.

Theraflu Kanye West feat. DJ Khaled (2012, duh)

And Ill admit, I fell in love with Kim /Round the same time she had fell in love wit him /Well, thats cool, baby girl, do ya thing /Lucky I aint have Jay drop im from the team.

Digital Girl (Remix) Jaime Foxx feat. Drake, The-Dream, and Kanye West (2009)

Your body make a baller spend cooked coke cash /Plus every good girl wanna go bad /In Playboy mags like Stacy Dash /Or Kim Kardashian, be a lady at it

Stay Up! (Viagra) 88-Keys feat. Kanye West (2008)

Try imagining something passionate / Between you, Cassie, and Kim Kardashian / Maybe thatll work when you get to hit that a again / Or you can grab a Red Bull and sip that twice / Now yall can have sexy time, its nice!*

*Borat references age so well! Schwing!

And as a bonus, well also throw in Selfish,the 2004 collaboration between Kanye, Slum Village, and John ! Legend i n which Elzhi weirdly predicts Kardashians future failed marriage:

But hey, Kim, hows Minneapolis? /You so pretty, hate to show off your titties for silly classes.

Read more on EW.com:Kim Kardashian talks Kanye, Katniss, Kris, and Britney on Today VIDEOKanye West gets some things off his chest on Theraflu: Hear it hereJay-Z and Kanye West release official video for N*ggas in Paris: Watch it here (at your own risk)